Walmart's Real Customers - Gotta love these!

Who are you again? Oh never mind....                                    Texas

Damn girl, just because it’s Halloween doesn’t mean you gotta trick everyone by

letting your treats hang out.

Respect & Class Thanks For Showing Us That You’re An Ass…………..on a side note, why is Ain’t highlighted?                                              Arizona

I don't even want to know how he knows.....                   Ohio

 

This isn’t prison buddy, you don’t have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.                            Virginia

He was just killing time while his supermodel girlfriend was shopping. I’m just kidding,

his mom kicked him out of the basement to go make real friends because all he did was play

World of Warcraft all day.

It looks as if Donald Trump and John Daly morphed into one big creepy being.

Nevada

Why do people feel the need to be so mean to their shorts? Being a pair of gray sweat shorts is embarrassing enough, no need to humiliate them in public like that.

Ohio

Did she pass the inspection?   Michigan

Is anyone else absolutely shocked that there would be wrestling outside of a Walmart? I guess the parking lot wasn’t big enough for  NASCAR. event.
Tennesse

 

The only way this could be more creepy was if one of them had their pants off.
Pennsylvania

Technically those suspenders are working. You don’t normally see them used with jean shorts. Of course I usually don’t see a belly apron just hanging out to say “hi” either.
Virginia

 

He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom a reason why!  Oklahoma

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Billboards That DO NOT Belong Next To One Another...

Wendy's Coupon - Fail!

For good behavior, my son received a coupon for a free Wendy's Frosty. It's a great idea for Wendy's to drum up business in these slow economic times. However, can Wendy's afford to have an editor check their coupons before printing!
Or are there Wendy's cusomers that actually want bacon and cheese in their Frosty's? It will cost them....one way or another!

The People of WalMart~This is an interesting look at the real Walmart Customers!

 That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for all of us, it would have been awkward if I had to ask.

  

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.

 

Early cloning method failures.

 

 I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need 

 

 Somebody come here and pick up my jaw, I can’t seem to find it now that my eyes popped out of my head

  

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?

   

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?

 

 I get it. Putting messages on your ass for people to read is still in style. And I get it, Cocks is for South Carolina Gamecocks. But how bout we either have the good sense not to make this, or to not wear it.

 

 We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you don’t actually think she’s hot when you know she really is. 

 

It’s simple: We, uh, killed Batman. 

  

If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this…

 

We get it. You were in a Paula Abdul video 20 years ago, awesome! Now please change.

 

Well, lets all be thankful that at least half is covered. 

  

Excuse me, your balls are showing…. 

 

  “Where the hell is the cereal aisle?”

 

 Oh, you want to take my son for a ride in your van? Ya sure, I don’t see a problem with that. 

  

 I think she has already signed up for season 4 of Rock of Love.

 

 It’s like those shorts are managing to cover nothing and everything at the same time. 

 

  I would bet that Granny is packin’ heat.

Quick Fixes

SEX FOR FRITOS

Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma pleaded guilty to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma plead guilty to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex.

Smith, 36, struck this deal with a man who described himself as a Frito-Lay employee, and the box of chips was valued at $30. She was ordered to pay $1,142 at the sentencing.


Does she have a brother? I have Fritos!