Thursday, July 9, 2009
Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma pleaded guilty to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex. Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma plead guilty to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex.
Smith, 36, struck this deal with a man who described himself as a Frito-Lay employee, and the box of chips was valued at $30. She was ordered to pay $1,142 at the sentencing.
Does she have a brother? I have Fritos!
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Barbie Dolls, first introduced in 1959, have been blamed for the onslaught of eating disorders and girls having a poor perception of their own body image. The latest attack by West Virginia lawmaker, Jeffrey Eldridge is to take Barbie off the market. He states the reasoning behind his rationale, "Basically, I introduced legislation because the Barbie doll, I think, gives emphasis on if you're beautiful, you don't have to be smart," Eldridge said.
How dumb can she be? The bitch has everything!
Who has ever encountered an intelligent piece of plastic, even in human form? I guess that would require using your IMAGINATION! ....and Eldridge thinks Barbie is dumb? Maybe HE shouldn't have played with Barbie!
NEXT WEEK: Beer-Bellied Barbie blamed for US obesity.