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I reside in Cleveland with my 2 sons, 2 dogs, 2 cats and some fish...all were rescued from unfit living conditions. Just the pets ..not the kids.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Til Death Parts Us...

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"


  1. Funny. (Did my wife tell you that joke?)

  2. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How f'n funny!!!!! I love it!!!! Forgive my language, lol, that is just about the funniest thing I've heard in a while! LOL!!!!!!! Actually it reminds me of something my mother would have said!!! LOL Thanks for the laugh Michele, it was much needed my friend! take care,