A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Funny. (Did my wife tell you that joke?)
ReplyDeleteLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! How f'n funny!!!!! I love it!!!! Forgive my language, lol, that is just about the funniest thing I've heard in a while! LOL!!!!!!! Actually it reminds me of something my mother would have said!!! LOL Thanks for the laugh Michele, it was much needed my friend! take care,
ReplyDeleteJulian